if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
eating really nasty food at someones house
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
im all for women adoring themselves but im not all for turning being attractive into the focus of feminism that’s what we’re trying to move away from
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
Probably because while bees may also attack innocents in misguided patriotism to protect their hive from a threat you don’t actually pose, they also actually perform a necessary and beneficial function in the ecosystem and agriculture.