shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via hotboyproblems)

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

(via lindsaychrist)

disloyalorderofpandabears:

heyitzmina:

I watched a girl delete her bible app to make room to take more videos of Panic! At the Disco at the concert last night.

this is gospel

(Source: joshdunwithobrien, via ymcgay)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(via crutal)

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

(via trust)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via crutal)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via automatically)

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

image

(via trust)