arollercoasterthatonlygoesup:

if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry

(via faeryofficial)

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

image

(Source: heteroh, via trust)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via automatically)

overlypolitebisexual:

im all for women adoring themselves but im not all for turning being attractive into the focus of feminism that’s what we’re trying to move away from

(via crutal)

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

(via crutal)

intensional:

intensional:

what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?

a blowfish 

(via hotboyproblems)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via fake-mermaid)

"Take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."

Elie Wiesel (via jrmgh)

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aralintheobsessive:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

Probably because while bees may also attack innocents in misguided patriotism to protect their hive from a threat you don’t actually pose, they also actually perform a necessary and beneficial function in the ecosystem and agriculture.

(via helioscentrifuge)

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards, via hotboyproblems)