iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.